Petty Paper Goods™

💌 The Say It With Your Chest – Greeting Cards That Don’t Hold Back ✨

Hallmark could never. These cards are for the ones who love hard, throw shade with care, and know that “congratulations” hits harder when it comes with a little side-eye.

Whether you're saying “I told you so” with love, “Happy Birthday” with a sprinkle of petty, or “I miss you (but don’t get cute)”—this collection keeps it cute, clever, and completely unfiltered.

Perfect for birthdays, breakups, glow-ups, or just because your group chat needs a paper trail.

🖊️ Real words. Real loud. Real cute.
Unfiltered & Uncorked™ – Cards for when regular just ain’t you.