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๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ Iโ€™m Looking for the Ho Ho Hoes | Christmas Card

๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ Iโ€™m Looking for the Ho Ho Hoes | Christmas Card

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When Santaโ€™s on the prowl and cuffing seasonโ€™s in full swing โ€” this card says it all. Equal parts naughty and hilarious, itโ€™s made for the ones who flirt, joke, and jingle all the way. Whether youโ€™re gifting it to your sneaky link, your bestie, or your favorite holiday clown, this one delivers the laugh and the side-eye.

โœจ Available Sizes: 5x7โ€ or 4x6โ€ โ€” perfect for gifting, framing, or clowning.
โœจ Finish: Smooth matte cardstock for that soft-touch, luxury feel.
โœจ Inside: Blank โ€” so you can write something sweet, spicy, or downright scandalous.
โœจ Envelope: Crisp white envelope included to complete the look.
โœจ Packaging: Ships flat in a protective sleeve โ€” no creases, no chaos, just chic.

Ships via USPS First-Class Mail or Package Service depending on quantity โ€” because Santaโ€™s got places to be.

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