Petty Paper Goodsβ„’

πŸ’Œ The Say It With Your Chest – Greeting Cards That Don’t Hold Back ✨

Hallmark could never. These cards are for the ones who love hard, throw shade with care, and know that β€œcongratulations” hits harder when it comes with a little side-eye.

Whether you're saying β€œI told you so” with love, β€œHappy Birthday” with a sprinkle of petty, or β€œI miss you (but don’t get cute)”—this collection keeps it cute, clever, and completely unfiltered.

Perfect for birthdays, breakups, glow-ups, or just because your group chat needs a paper trail.

πŸ–ŠοΈ Real words. Real loud. Real cute.
Unfiltered & Uncorkedβ„’ – Cards for when regular just ain’t you.