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Go Elf Yourself 🦶🏾🎅🏾 | Christmas Card
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For when you just need to tell them to “go elf yourself” (with a side of Christmas spirit).
This one’s for the people who’ve had enough of the holiday madness but still got that festive edge. Featuring elf feet, because who wouldn’t want to kick someone with a little elf-sized attitude? Perfect for a friend who knows how to take a joke... but also needs a hint to chill.
💌 The Deets:
Printed on high-quality, heavy cardstock for maximum sass
Size: 5" x 7"—just the right size to tell them like it is
Blank inside for your personal holiday message or extra sass
Comes with a white A7 envelope for a neat finish
Shipped flat in a protective sleeve to keep the card looking sharp
🚚 Shipping:
Fast USPS First Class shipping—because the holidays wait for no one.
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I bought this for my sister and she said, ‘Only YOU would find something this petty and perfect.’ Mission accomplished.