You Don’t Know Where Nothing Is… | Father’s Day Card

For the Daddy Who Stay Confused, But Always Comes Through

Let’s be real—he don’t know where the ketchup is (even when it’s right in front of him), but he does know how to love, lead, and show up. This card is the perfect mix of shade and celebration from a wife who sees the chaos and the commitment.

✨ Highlights

• 5x7 premium greeting card printed on thick, high-quality matte stock
• Front features a hilarious cartoon of a confused Black dad in front of the fridge
• Blank inside so you can write something sweet… or keep roasting him 🤭

For the man who stays lost in the fridge, but never lost in the sauce.

Snatch this card for your man who stays looking—but never finds nothin’. He deserves it.

📦 Cards typically ship within 2–4 business days - unlike the trash he said he’d take out last week.