The Petty Birthday Pack™ | Birthday Card Bundle

Because “Happy Birthday” don’t hit the same when it’s basic.

Give your besties, play cousins, and petty queens the gift of disrespect with this unfiltered funny Black birthday card pack.

The Petty Birthday Pack™ includes 3 bold, shady, and culturally fluent cards that say what you really wanna say on their big day.

✨ What’s Inside:

• “Happy Birthday, BUT… DAMNNNNN!”
  (You getting older than the seasonings in a Black grandma’s cabinet.)
• “Welcome to the Auntie Era”
  (The moo moo is mooing. The flats are flatting. The opinions? Unsolicited.)
• “Even Though You’re Younger Than Me”
  (Still not too young for this read.)

💌 Details:

• Folded 5x7 cards on smooth premium matte paper
• White envelopes included
• Blank inside – for your own shade, sentiment, or storytime
• Wrapped in petty, sealed with love 💅🏾

🎯 Perfect For:

• Black millennial birthdays
• Petty best friends, grown cousins, and shady coworkers
• Anybody who needs a reminder that aging ain’t always graceful… but it’s funny

Because every year older deserves a little more shade and a lot less sugar.

👇🏾 Add to cart and let the petty begin.