You might forget anniversaries, leave socks on the floor, and miss the hamper 9/10 times... BUT you take the trash out (eventually). Celebrate dad with a card that’s petty, true, and lowkey sweet.
📐 5x7 inch card – professionally printed & packaged with care ✉️ Includes a white envelope
📦 Cards typically ship within 2–4 business days - unlike the trash he said he’d take out last week.
