Slow Down, Sis! That Altima Can’t Take Another Hit 💥 | Bumper Magnet

This one’s for every Altima driver doing 90 in a school zone with three warning lights on and a bumper barely hanging on. Sis, slow down. We all see you weaving. This bumper magnet is the traffic intervention you never asked for—but definitely need.

Who It’s For:

• Responsible drivers tired of Altima drama
• People who believe in speed limits and self-preservation
  
• Anyone who’s ever looked in the rearview and said, “Oh lawd, it’s an Altima”
  
• Drivers who got time today... but not for insurance claims

Product Features – a.k.a. Why It Slaps:
100% premium vinyl – flexes hard, peels clean
All-weather durability – sun, snow, shade... she survives
Size: 10x3 inches – long enough to read, short enough to snap
Matte finish – no glare, no games
Crisp digital-direct printing – bold fonts, bold messages, bold you

Altimas are built for speed—but your patience ain’t. This magnet is your moving boundary.

Cart it up and let reckless sis know: not today, Nissan.