Doctorate in Drama. Master’s in Minding My Business. Petty on Purpose.
If you’ve ever defended a thesis and your boundaries, this shirt is for you. “PH.D. in Petty” is the ultimate soft flex for the scholarly baddies who read books, people, AND the room.
Pull up to brunch, office hours, or the family BBQ like the certified professional you are.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
Smart Fit, Sharp Message – Looks good whether you’re teaching class or cutting it
Premium Feel – Soft, comfy, and cut to slay all body types
Viral Energy – Built-in clapback included (no dissertation required)
Rock it. Post it. Let ‘em know your shade comes with citations.
