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🌿Not Enough Sage For This Shit | Funny Waterproof Sticker

Regular price $3.75 USD
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For when your crystals are charged but your patience isn’t. This funny waterproof sticker is your energy check in physical form.

🎯 Great for: water bottles, journals, meditation spaces… or your coworker’s desk

✨ Product Details:

  • Matte vinyl finish with premium hold
  • Water & weatherproof for daily wear & tear
  • 3” of spiritual sass
  • Stick to a clean, dry surface for best results

*Sticker Only. Seriously. 

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