If You Hit Me, Just Go ‘Head and Call the Cops 💅 | Bumper Magnet

This bumper magnet is calm, pretty... and pre-dialed. It’s for the baddies who drive cute, stay ready, and know how to file a claim before the impact. If you hit this car, you’re already too late. Just go ‘head and call the cops, boo.

Who It’s For:

• Drivers with good insurance and better boundaries
• People who rehearse their statement before pulling off
• Anyone who looks this good and don’t got time for paperwork
• The kind of woman who keeps receipts—glove compartment and screenshots

Product Features – a.k.a. Why It Slaps:
100% premium vinyl – flexes hard, peels clean
All-weather durability – sun, snow, shade... she survives
Size: 10x3 inches – long enough to read, short enough to snap
Matte finish – no glare, no games
Crisp digital-direct printing – bold fonts, bold messages, bold you

Cute car. Quiet rage. And a pending case if you touch her.

Go ‘head and grab one now—before someone gets real bold behind the wheel.