🎂 HBD But DAMNNNN | Birthday card

Happy Birthday but… DAMNNNN!
You officially older than them strawberry candies your grandma pulled outta her purse mid-sermon. And yes, they still taste like holiness and lint.

This hilarious card is for your cousin, your homegirl, or that one friend who swears they’re forever 29. Let’s be real: if they know the taste of this candy, they qualify for AARP jokes.

✨ Why you need it:
• A+ for shade and cultural accuracy
• Printed on thick, high-quality cardstock
• Guaranteed laugh at the cookout or group chat

Front: Happy Birthday but... DAMNNNN!
Inside: Blank – so you can write something even more disrespectful 😈

• Size: 5x7 inches
• Envelope included
• Ships in protective packaging
• Designed with petty precision in the USA

🚚 Shipping With No Drama:

Fast USPS First Class shipping—‘cause birthdays don’t wait!

Every card is handmade and checked with love. If something’s off, don’t trip—send us a pic and we’ll take care of it, no problem.