You a fat Faizon liar if you think I don't love you!
This card is for the one who gets on your nerves, eats your snacks, and still got your whole heart. Funny, petty, and full of love, it’s perfect for the partner who knows y’all relationship comes with jokes and feelings. ‘Cause what’s real love without a lil’ roast?
💌 The Deets That Matter:
Printed on that good-good cardstock—thick, luxe, and high-quality
Size: 5" x 7" – the perfect size for love and shade
Blank inside, so you can drop your own bars or keep it cute
Comes with a clean white A7 envelope to seal the deal
Packaged in a protective sleeve and shipped flat—no creases, no drama
🚚 Shipping That Moves Like You Got Plans:
Quick and secure USPS First Class shipping—'cause this card needs to arrive before the vibe dies.
Handmade and checked with care. But if something ain't right, let us know and we’ll fix it, no stress, no fuss.
