Fat Faizon Liar Candy Heart 💖💀 | Valentine's Day Card

For the one who’s full of lies... but you still love ‘em anyway.

Let’s be real—sometimes love comes with a side of shade, and this card is for the one who swears they don’t eat all your snacks, but we know better. Whether it's playful banter or just callin' out the obvious, this candy heart card is perfect for the person you love to roast—while still lowkey loving them hard.

💌 What You Need to Know:

Printed on premium, heavy-duty cardstock that says “I love you” but also “stop lying”

Size: 5" x 7" – just the right size for your love and your jokes

Blank inside, so you can add your own spicy note

Comes with a crisp white A7 envelope—because we keep it cute

Shipped flat, in a protective sleeve, so it arrives looking flawless

🚚 Shipping with No Drama:

Fast shipping via USPS First Class. You’ll get it just in time to call them out.

Every card is handmade and thoroughly checked, but if something’s off, just let us know. We’ll fix it, no questions asked.