You Should Have Left Earlier ⏰ | Bumper Magnet

Running late is your business. Riding my bumper won’t change the clock. This bumper magnet is a gentle reminder that urgency is not contagious. So if you're in a rush? Baby, that sounds personal.

Who It’s For:

• People who refuse to absorb other folks’ poor time management
• Drivers who cruise with confidence (and cruise control)
• The friend who arrives 10 minutes early and judges you for being 5 late
• Anyone who’s been tailgated by a man in a lifted truck and a bad mood

Product Features – a.k.a. Why It Slaps:
100% premium vinyl – flexes hard, peels clean
All-weather durability – sun, snow, shade... she survives
Size: 10x3 inches – long enough to read, short enough to snap
Matte finish – no glare, no games
Crisp digital-direct printing – bold fonts, bold messages, bold you

Your emergency is not my acceleration. Should’ve planned ahead.

Cart it up and keep your peace. You’re not the problem—they just left late.