We keepin’ it honest over here. He ain’t a superhero—but he’s present-ish, keeps the child alive, and only forgets important things sometimes. That’s worth a card, right?
📐 5x7 inch card – professionally printed & packaged with care ✉️ Includes a white envelope 😅 For dads who try
Somewhere, Maury just shook his head.
📦 Cards typically ship within 2–4 business days. Your mailman ain’t Maury, but he will deliver.
