Aged to perfection… and possibly older than that can of Black Pepper. This card is a whole cultural reset. This birthday clapback is for that friend who just hit that "seasoned" stage of life. Bring the laugh, the love, and the shade.
✨ Highlights
Watercolor-style vintage seasoning container (straight outta Big Mama’s kitchen)
Printed on thick 5x7 cardstock for that luxe, gift-worthy feel
For folks who know age ain’t nothing but a number—and a little roast
Card so funny, even your grandma gon’ chuckle and clutch her Tupperware.
Snag this card and remind them age ain’t nothin’ but expired seasoning!
🚚 Shipping With No Drama:
Fast USPS First Class shipping—‘cause birthdays don’t wait!
Every card is handmade and checked with love. If something’s off, don’t trip—send us a pic and we’ll take care of it, no problem.
