Aged to perfectionā¦ and possibly older than that can of Black Pepper. This card is a whole cultural reset. This birthday clapback is for that friend who just hit that "seasoned" stage of life. Bring the laugh, the love, and the shade.
āØ Highlights
Watercolor-style vintage seasoning container (straight outta Big Mamaās kitchen)
Printed on thick 5x7 cardstock for that luxe, gift-worthy feel
For folks who know age aināt nothing but a numberāand a little roast
Card so funny, even your grandma gonā chuckle and clutch her Tupperware.
Snag this card and remind them age aināt nothinā but expired seasoning!
š Shipping With No Drama:
Fast USPS First Class shippingāācause birthdays donāt wait!
Every card is handmade and checked with love. If somethingās off, donāt tripāsend us a pic and weāll take care of it, no problem.
