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3 for $12? Say Less.

Sassy cards. Smart mouth. Sweet deal. Get 3 for $12 and let the petty speak for itself.

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We create bold, unfiltered goods that speak to the soul of Black womanhood—but petty souls of any background are welcome to laugh, shop, and sip with us. Menfolk, too!

Meet The Chief Petty Officer
  • 📓 Black Girl Rage Journal

    Rage is real—and so is healing. This 16-page printable is your safe space to scream on paper, throw shade respectfully, and protect your peace one trigger at a time.

    🖤 Comes with petty prompts, clapback checklists, and calm-the-hell-down pages.

    Channel That Chaos 
  • Go to Therapy. ☕🛋️✨ | Mug - Pink

    🧠 Go to Therapy. ☕🛋️

    For every moment you chose growth instead of violence, there’s this mug.

    Perfect for coffee, tea, your ex's tears or that rage-infused wine. Reminder: you’re not the problem—they just need therapy too

    Drink. Reflect. Repeat. 
  • PH.D. in Petty 🎓💅🏾 | T-Shirt

    🎓 PH.D. in Petty

    A degree in minding your business—with a minor in revenge. Perfect for graduations, breakups, or just Tuesdays when you’re not here to play nice.

    Petty with Credentials 
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    🍷 Rich Bitch Juice Only

    This ain't your cousin's Stanley. This is for those who don’t do plastic cups, broke energy, or unseasoned opinions. Fill it with wine, iced coffee, or your ex's tears—whatever fuels your luxury lifestyle. 🥂💁🏾‍♀️✨

    Level Up Your Sip 
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    Most orders out in 3–5 biz days. Not Amazon. But close.

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    Shop stress-free with PayPal, Amex & more.

  • Not Happy? Let’s Unpack That.

    We don’t do drama—but we do care about your experience.

    Returns 
  • Black Woman-Owned

    The kind of energy you won’t find at Target.

    Who's That Gurl? 
  • Some Things We Make by Hand

    Crafted with care, sprinkled with sass, and wrapped with love.